Surprisingly, no one died in this accident.

Makes this guy die of laughter.

When an actor dies before their movie is complete, directors are forced to make difficult choices. Here are our favorite films that were completed after the death of a principal actor.

Dying to know how they taste.

You die.

After it was all done they use the dice to play craps!

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

The day the pigskin died.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.