And his dog is ecstatic.

Dressed as Captain America.

Prepare for the horror.

With fake Bigfoot.

Super cute kid, with a super creative dad.

Has given up trying.

Has big surprise for his kids.

Smartest dad, EVER!!!

Is you father this cool?

All things considered, it could have ended a lot worse.

Wow, there is someone who has less subtly/tact than I do!!!

Curses to the dad who didn't let his son sing Single Ladies!

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.