Imagine dating this girl? Every time she laughed, a secret part of you would want her dead.

In honor of today's date, enjoy our list of conservative and Republican pot smokers.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

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If anything sums up Bud Light drinkers it would be the fact they'd rather breathe fire than date a model, win the lottery, or create world peace.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

We have the perfect dating solution for that geek who's looking for love. Introducing Geek Harmony.

Can you believe this guy is single? I sure can't! I think he's one of the Liquid Generation programmers, actually…

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!