Muay Thai fighters try and start fights whenever possible.

Only pause for the most serious of reasons.

Really pisses off Dave Grohl.

Knocks out fighter.

Only with hot chicks.

Loses just about everything else.

Such a bad-ass, he only ejects after the cockpit is engulfed in flames.

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

A cute and furry criminal is accused of a horrible crime.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

You've seen other movie mash-ups, now watch everyone's favorite TV show get remixed as a crime drama!

Ol' Stumpy's such a fighter! I hear he's UFC, now!

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.