Imagine getting this doll for Christmas?!!?

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

There's something creepy about the end of this video.

Sound super creepy when they're happy.

Done by the creepiest old guy ever.

I can't imagine any event, that would necessitate this cake.

I think it's creepy.

Not only is it an unattractive dog, but it's creepy.

Downright creepy.

This guy blows David Blaine away...plus, he's not all creepy.

Ever wonder what the creepy snuggle teddy bear does on his day off? Wonder no more!

This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

If you want to learn martial arts, why not learn it from a creepy kung fu master/magician!

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.