This will give us nightmares until the end of time.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

Filipino prisoners have choreographed what just might be the largest performance of Michael Jackson's Thriller. But the real scary part is the male inmate playing the "female" lead. Creepy hair!

If you want to learn martial arts, why not learn it from a creepy kung fu master/magician!

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

Who would agree to do this? They're both weirdos, I guess.

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

This is almost as creepy as the Trainspotting baby. Weirdness!