Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

The world got a little smaller and stranger this weekend as a World of Warcraft inspired Toyota commercial aired during college football games.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

An awesome commercial for Lemon Party! What's a Lemon Party you ask? Google is your friend...

Great commercial from the UK's "The IT Crowd". Don't steal movies unless you're prepared to pay the price.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.

In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

You are not hungry for abs... you are hungry for Hot Pockets!!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Mr. T is shilling for Snickers... and he just might have made the best commercial EVER!

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!