10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

10 Commercials Before They Were Stars

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

 

Unreleased Footage of Michael Jackson Catching Fire During Pepsi Commercial

Unreleased Footage of Michael Jackson Catching Fire During Pepsi Commercial

Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.

 

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

Crazy Animal Rights Commercial

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

 

Sexy Dawn Commercial

Sexy Dawn Commercial

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

 

Perverted Slushee Commercial

Perverted Slushee Commercial

You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

 

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

 

Slim Fit Commercial

Slim Fit Commercial

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

 

What News Anchors Do During Commercials

What News Anchors Do During Commercials

We don't know whether these news anchors are awesome or demented or what but WE LIKE THEIR SPIRIT.

 

Japanese Pizza Commercial

Japanese Pizza Commercial

I'll take a watermelon and bomb pizza with extra ears of corn?!?!

 

Japanese Wrist Cutter Commercial

Japanese Wrist Cutter Commercial

The Japanese descend further into extreme weirdness...

 

Mayonaise is Really Gay

Mayonaise is Really Gay

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.

 

Saran Wrap Prank

Saran Wrap Prank

A prank that doubles as a great commercial, who had any idea saran wrap was this strong?

 

8bit Game Noises Commercial

8bit Game Noises Commercial

I want that game that goes like this "gagaga chkchkchck woowoowoo"

 
 

The NFL's Smoky Past

The NFL's  Smoky Past

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

 

No Country For Tommy Lee

No Country For Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

 

Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Ad

Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Ad

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

 

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily Used to Do Phone Sex

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

 

Suggestive Reese's Commercial

Suggestive Reese's Commercial

Pretty sure the announcer says "Peanuts" at the end but after all that your "blank" is in my "blank" talk its hard to tell.

 

Chuck Norris For Vice President

Chuck Norris For Vice President

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

 

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