This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

What happens when Dwight decides to tape-record an office meeting? Why, sabotage, that's what!

Caught On Tape: security camera footage inside a Quiznos. One guy punches out another guy. Apparently his sandwich wasn't toasty enough.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

There's a better use for the "rumble" function on your Wii paddles. It's a marital aid.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

An in-depth look at the evolution of sex and boobies in video games. Informative and arousing!

Old people turn off the lights and act like they are having sex. Watch how the marks react!

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

We though we’d do the world some good and offer you the complete and uncensored Paris Hilton Sex Tape.

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.