Caught on tape.

And he kinda sucks.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

Has America reached the point that we're nostalgic for Chris Kattan? Has it gotten that bad?

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

This is exactly what you need to get over the Chris Crocker hysteria, a well-made dance remix video.

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Everyone Hates Chris is staring at you!

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

Dan Marino gets mad when he screws up his own lines -- but you should see him when Chris Berman cuts him off!

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.