Here it is, your moment of zen.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

And she stabs herself!

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

See if you can find it a fat intern doll for it to play with.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

LiquidGeneration does not endorse fat kids running into walls. We simply make fun of them.

Nothing funnier than a fat and awkward kid who becomes famous for being fat and awkward.