Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

If you're going to poke your girlfriend, it better be worth it for her. This isn't one of those times.

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

When chopping down a tree make sure your stupidity is out of the way.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

The following video is what you see in your mind when Dr. Dove gives you laughing gas to pull that dirty tooth of yours.