We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

When chopping down a tree make sure your stupidity is out of the way.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.

When you fly your remote control airplane, always make sure to look both ways before crashing into a real airplane.

Your very own Princess Peach, right in your living room.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

The following video is what you see in your mind when Dr. Dove gives you laughing gas to pull that dirty tooth of yours.

Are you ready to have nightmares? If that answer is yes, then this video is for you. These images will stay in your head for days to come.

Watch this video and blame the cereal makers for your drug addiction in college.

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

If you're not ready to have your mind blown by Adorableness then you probably shouldn't watch this video.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

If you're getting married, you and your wedding photographer might want to watch this for the tips!

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

Own the pulse-pounding unrated cut too terrifying for theaters. 10/21 on DVD & Blu-ray Hi-Def. Explore your worst fears imaginable with this shocking suspense thriller inspired by disturbing true events.