If you're going to get wet, might as well go swimming !

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

Try this with your friends, they might taste the salt!

This dog will also do your taxes if you ask it nicely.

Work is no place to look for porn, especially when your work is on television.

Don't think too far ahead or you'll rethink everything you see for the rest of your life!

A great video description on how to stick out your ass to make it look like JLo's. The Booty Bump!

If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.

When your pipes don't work, call Benjamin Franklin. Yeah. Ben Franklin has all the answers.

Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

Proving once again that if New Jersey is the armpit of America, Philadelphia is that part near your scrotum that you never wash. Is that harsh?

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

If you're going to poke your girlfriend, it better be worth it for her. This isn't one of those times.

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

It's the anthem of the internet, grunge-ified.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.