What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.

Have you ever seen a pair of boobs act this way before in your life?

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

This dude will touch your soul and then your package.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

Watch Bruce Willis turn into a Japanese Monster before your eyes!

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

If you haven’t seen the Colin Farrell Sex Tape, now is your chance. And please note: No blowup dolls were harmed in this video, only humped.

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

This is the 5th sequel of an internet classic. He not only rips people off, he steals your money and farts!

This is what it looks like when you try to pull a condom off your head.

When swearing on live television, always remember to wash your mouth out with soap.

Watch your grandma play video games. She is so hot, and she swears like a sailor, too!

Watch Arnold Schwarzenegger play Halo 2, and then be so annoyed you throw your Xbox out the window.