What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

This bizarre "cooking" show is hosted by a scary, alcoholic transvestite named Loco Mama – Rachel Ray, she-he's got your number!

Beware to all you show-off drivers and wannabe ghost-riders of whips. Your vehicle may turn against you.

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

When getting scared triggers your narcolepsy, you're bound to get pranked on.

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!

Watch him dance! Watch him find romance! Feel better about the size of your pants!

Get this ultimate action figure playset, and play along with your favorite sub-plots from Spiderman 3! Now with more action-packed emotions!

Lightning taking out a tree was caught on camera, then replayed in slo-mo for your extreme-viewing pleasure!

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Revamped version of the hip-hop song you can't get out of your brain. From the makers of PaxilBack.

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!