A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.