When the world's cruelest parents get creative, their children pay the price.

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.

Like everything cool, this TV show was produced by Pharrell. He IS a huge Star Trek fan!

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.

Ever since Ann Kournikova became a star, we have no problem admitting we're a bunch of communists.

Watch the uncensored version of Paris Hilton’s new music video Stars Are Blind. It’s sexier than her sex tape and it won’t get you in trouble if you watch it at work!

This commercial makes a great argument for population control.

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

Here's a movie trailer for the Star Wars film that never made it, starring Sean Penn, Napoleon Dynamite and Bill Cosby.