George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.