Just a toddler and already a player.

Get your nerd on!

Amazing cover.

There's nothing funnier than watching reality tv stars freak out. Thank God they're always being filmed, so it's sure to be caught on tape.

There's a reason, most of these cartoons are not still broadcast. But, I'm shocked by how many children are still raised with these racist stereotypes.

Most children have incredibly unhealthy eating habits. Hopefully this gets through to someone.

Her ball handling skills are impeccable.

The only way this could be better, is if it starred Kristen Bell.

This is why you are not supposed to recruit small children for physical pranks.

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Before fame, many actors find work filming commercials. Unfortunately, we found a few of the funniest ones and put them together.

Thank God there is always a camera rolling at middle school orchestra recitals, that way the child is traumatized for life and not just a minute.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

Child preachers are insane...obviously. This video has the ten craziest 'little ones' to ever condemn your soul to eternal damnation.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

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