...or America operating at full potential.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

Not only does she fall, but the chick going after her falls, too! Girls are hilarious!

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

High-density corrigated cardboard is both flexible, and incredibly strong! This guy demonstrates it, and a couple chicks sit on it like a sofa.

What's to explain? Two chicks kiss. Awesome!

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Check out how this chick passes out on live television!