Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Close a bag of chips without the clip! Amazing!

This skydiver's parachute didn't deploy, but amazingly enough, he wasn't killed on impact! Even more amazing – actual video footage from his helmet and his diving partner!

Midnight Movies are without a doubt one of the best bands in the Los Angeles area. We somehow tricked them to come to the LG Studios and play us some of that good times music. Channeling the Velvet Underground never sounded (or looked) so good.

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Without a doubt one of the best vocal performances to come through the LG Studios so far. If you think this is good, check out the Holiday cover he did. Wow.

Watching people who don't know their own strength will make you cringe. Don't try this at home without steroids.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.