You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Perez has all the gossip and celebrity vagina photos you could desire! Watch his adventures!

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

This kid does 101 impressions of famous celebrities and characters, all in under four minutes.

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.