Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

Come get'em, ladies. They and their mustaches are waiting for you!

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Here's Eminem's new video, where he makes fun of every celebrity that you love to hate.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.