We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Watch while these celebrities make fools of themselves just for a few extra bucks.

Which Verne Troyer appearance is more offensive, Love Guru or this? Discuss.

People get laid wearing JCPenny who knew?

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Ladies, if you don't want to give your man what he really wants for Valentine's Day (Sex) at least get him a mandle.

Donkey Lips returned full force during a Super Bowl Ad for Amp Energy Drink, his casting tape is more disturbing.

Tonight on Fox News, "Skateboards causing small explosions, is this alternative sport safe for your child? Coming up next after Mass Effect: Sex Party, Special Report."

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!