Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

Two things learned from the video: never drive in Russia, and uh... never ride in a car in Russia. They're worse than L.A. drivers.

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

MummiTroll - "Ursa Major" - This really marginal Russian band has managed to produce one of the most bizarre, crazy, amazing, sexy music videos we've ever seen!

This kid does 101 impressions of famous celebrities and characters, all in under four minutes.

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Jerry Springer never caught on in Russia, which makes this eerily real talk show seem ever more amazing!

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

Here is proof that Russian chicks are very, very sexy.

Celebrities make lots of money by making commercials outside the United States. They also make themselves look like idiots. Tumor!

Not a day goes by when Slippy Jenkins isn't harassed or stalked by hot women. It's just the perils of being an internet celebrity.