Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Imagine if they mismeasured?!???!

Guarantees you wont oversleep.

I wonder if quadruplets have souls? Maybe just a quarter of a soul?

Just do the worm.

Even if no one else does.

My how you've grown.

And why you shouldn't do it.

At least that's what his girlfriend thinks.

It's nice to see there's always someone crazier than me.

Can only really end one way.

Imagine flying like a bird, now you can.

You'd never catch me on this trail.

More than you'd expect.

What did you think he was gonna do?

I don't think you'd want to be too close, when this happens.

Here's something you don't want to do.

Somethings you just can't forget.