We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

Probably the most amazing cat video EVAH.

This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

As a cat h8ters, we totally do not sympathize with this guy.

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

The Matrix Cat can dodge bullets but he can't stop saying stoooopid things like "Whoaaaa" or "69, Dude!" when he really gets in the mood.

Cats are dumb, but they're also jerks, too. Big huge dork jerks who suck.

These rats totally want to do it with this cat. But will the cat let them?

This is just another example of why cats will probably some day rule the world.

Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.

Even if you hate cats like I do, you will not be able to fall in love with these little buggers!

The Ninja Cat is the sneakiest cat in the entire Ninja Cat World.

It's like the Dramatic Hamster, but with a cat! OMG!

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.