Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Can only really end one way.

Imagine flying like a bird, now you can.

Watch what it can do.

Can you feel the rhythm?

Spider Baby, Spider Baby, does whatever a spider can.

They can do thirty miles per hour, not bad.

We can all use a little help, sometime.

Can stop this firefighters truck.

Absent parents, have no fear...cats can raise your children.

It is truly terrifying, yet amazing...the way such chaos can be executed with precision.

Can you imagine picking up after this dog?

See, dogs can be useful.

These commercials are so sexist and so funny that they can only be seen as a product of their generation. Apologies for the video quality, they didn’t have high-definition in the 1950s.

And now she can.

That's about the best thing I can say for this guy.

And make gross errors in judgement.

Now everyone can.

Does whatever a spider can.