Would you eat this?

Taken down by a cop and his own stupidity.

Monkey style.

Supposedly edible, but I wouldn't try it.

If I were that guy, I'd throw her out of the shop.

When things go wrong on Home Shopping Network (or QVC, etc.), it usually ends up hilarious and on YouTube.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

This lunatic weirdo works the night shift at a piñata factory, and decided to have his way with one of the candy-filled effigies. Only problem was, there was a security camera on!

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Apparently, a 2-minute-long repetitive rap about how this flea market is just like a mini-mall is what drives folks in Mongomery, Alabama, to shop there.

The Strangers with Candy movie trailer. Yeah, I didn't see this when it was in theaters, either.

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

Jonny Lives stopped by the LG Studio and were serious enough for a second to conduct this interview. For that we gave them love & candy.

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.