Can you feel the rhythm?

Gorgeous and enormous.

Gone all kinds of wrong. But still beautiful.

Not a good idea.

In slow motion.

Does something about it.

With only a few minor technical difficulties.

Mostly involving his head.

Ever wonder what goes on behind a woman's back?

Now that I kick butt at Fantasy Football, I find the sport much more interesting.

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

John McCain's reaction to the Dramatic Gopher crawling up his butt.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.