Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

Carson Daly spoofs the princess of pop. And it's actually funny, go figure.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

The Moment Britney Spears Didn’t Want You To See!

Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!