Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.

Country star, Brad Paisley made this video to make us all question whether Kellie Pickler has real boobs or not and to make us stop questioning his sexuality.

We got to tour Hef’s infamous mansion, and it’s filled with cool stuff, like boobs!

We like this guy because he likes boobs almost as much as we do!!

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Lindsay Lohan is always bouncing in and out of my life.

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.

Scarlett Johansson is known for her knockers. But did you know she has great side-boobs as well?

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.

Tyra Banks grabbed Katherine McPhees boobs – and they're real!