Love the stoic look, in the kids face.

You gotta admit this guy can move.

I admit it, I am 100% Team Google.

This is exactly why you're supposed to keep body parts inside moving vehicles.

You know what, if you spend that much time working on your body. You should show it off, every chance you get.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

They learned this move while "experimenting" with each other's bodies.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.

This car door folds DOWNWARD underneath the body! Take THAT, Delorean!

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Crazy televangelists creep me out, and so does the music of Drowning Pool.

What do you think happened after the video cut off? Do you think they switched his body for a Saddam look-alike?

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.