All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Spidey's back, and this time, he's black! It's like Shaft with cobwebs. Except not at all.

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!

Peter gets his own sitcom – 80s style!

Tracy Morgan was going to make a "Jackass"-type movie, but he's too black to do all those stupid, crazy stunts!

The only thing harder than being black in Aspen is being Irish in Kuala Lumpur.

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

Jack Black is totally against piracy. And he made a Public Service Announcement to prove it.

MC BlakkBeard brings new meaning to the phrase "Yo Ho Ho!"

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!