Gotta love how organized it is.

Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black socks, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.

Total freakout. Wait to the end, it's totally worth it.

Surprisingly useful at soothing a baby.

There's something about despicable acts of aggressive consumerism, that just puts me in the holiday mood.

Whenever there are people running around in black ski masks, trouble is afoot!

Meanwhile, the black cat just sits and stares.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

Spider-Man gets soul in this hilarious mash-up of Spider-Man 3 and black comedies, yo!

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Spidey's back, and this time, he's black! It's like Shaft with cobwebs. Except not at all.

Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake share a SUPER HOT sex scene in Black Snake Moan!!!