Gotta love how organized it is.

Gone horribly wrong.

Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black socks, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.

Total freakout. Wait to the end, it's totally worth it.

Surprisingly useful at soothing a baby.

There's something about despicable acts of aggressive consumerism, that just puts me in the holiday mood.

Whenever there are people running around in black ski masks, trouble is afoot!

Meanwhile, the black cat just sits and stares.

The black and white cat is really determined to understand what's going on. But, I think the white cat just wanders over to provide moral support.

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

We'd just these guys, so should you.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

You can't find Jesus if you don't find Lil' Markie first. (Hint: he shows up about a minute into this video, May The Mullet Be With You)

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Sometimes local news has global implications.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!