We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.

The internet's favorite little French girl is back with another EPIC story.

Watch as these girls totally lose it over Dave Archuleta losing on American Idol. And by "lose it" I mean GO BANANAS.

Whoopi and that girl who likes to kiss girls and like it just made out. .

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

So "Kin Lee" girl was not an exception but actually just the tip of the Bulgarian Idol ridiculousness iceberg.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

2 Girls, 1 Cup, Infinite Reactions.

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?