If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

It's a sad day for everybody.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

After you both enjoy a nice episode of 30 Rock together, he will then not-so-enjoyably molest you.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Nowadays the only boob you're likely to see is Drew Carey.

It's adorable now, but don't let him grow up to be another Nick Hogan.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Cats are dumb, but they're also jerks, too. Big huge dork jerks who suck.

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.