Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Cats are dumb, but they're also jerks, too. Big huge dork jerks who suck.

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

Big Brother UK provides even more evidence that things are a little different across the pond.

It is also not a great place to raise children or practice free speech. It is however, a goldmine of storylines for Big Love writers.

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

So bike racing is kind of like Nascar in spandex, bigger the crash the better.

Clearly Seal married her for her brains...both of them.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

This commercial from the 80s promises a chewing gum that will make your boobs grow. We believe the FDA may have outlawed it.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.