Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

Racism, abortion, underage drinking, serial killing, homeless people, etc. Hey those are some of our favorites too! New season starts September 13th on FX.

Oliver Future came by the illustrious LG studios to play us some stripped down versions of tunes from their latest record Pax Futura.

It is good to see minor leaguers are learning how to kick some ass. Hopefully they get called up and teach Barry or A-Rod a lesson or two with their fists.

John Madden claims he wanted to make video games more realistic. Watching this clip of Bo Jackson go crazy all over the field reminds us he took the fun out.

Even Brian May thinks this is a "really great piece of art". Wayne and Garth would also probably think it is "excellent"!

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

How do you know your summer is over, over over? That guy with all the eyeliner covers the "song of the summer" and officially puts the last nail in the coffin.

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

This is graceful. Just watch the way her face shatters the surface of the water. Greg Louganis is jealous.

In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

An epic battle of apathetic grandeur.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.