Just not in the best condition.

Takes on his enemy.

For no apparent reason.

Makes sure that no puppy is left behind.

Adam Sandler is a comic genius or at least he was. Here are ten of our favorite lines from his early movies.

Ever wonder what goes on behind a woman's back?

You know what I like best about kayak tricks, you can watch them from the front or behind.

Probably a good idea, to not send up any large balloons, while standing near power lines.

I'm not sure what's going on, but it looks like he's either behind or hanging from the soccer goal.

I guess more was going on, behind those bushes, than imagined?

My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Trying to get laid? Well, then you might want to get some better pick-up lines than these guys.

Well she finished, so that's good!

It's a fine line between manslaughter and prank.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?