So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Watch this guy beat the crap out of these little kids. Kung Fu really does work!

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

We got beat up for running like this.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Sure beats an above ground pool, that's for sure.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

One robot plays the theremin, which is crazy enough, while another provides the beat.

This beats studying any day, two guys made a 200 sq. ft. mural of Calvin and Hobbes out of Post-It notes they could have used to bookmark their textbooks.

The "Will It Blend" series faces the ultimate challenge: Chuck Norris. Nobody bets against Chuck Norris, his hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

A bus driver loses his $#!t and starts beating up a young student. I sure hope that deputy sowed up eventually.

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.