If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

Did you know your trash was helping control the chipmunk population?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the ipod was introduced to a high school auditorium of nerds. It was a simpler time when iphone=poser meant nothing.

In an attempt to prove that people in Wisconsin aren't just a bunch of honkies, UW Basketball Coach Bo Ryan, does the Soulja Boy. His players should be proud.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

Your favorite childhood heroes Gumby & Pokey are now detectives. Watch them completely suck at their new job!

That Spartan armor isn't looking so tough now is it?

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Not seeing your reflection in a mirror is like being transported immediately into a dumb M. Night Shyamalan plot.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

Why so many parodies of the 300 trailer? The trailer was awesome and made us all very excited for the movie, the parodies are payback for watching the actual movie.

Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.