Live news has brought both disturbing and hilarious images into our homes. But this may be the only time they bested Lucille Ball.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

There is something really weird about a chair specifically made for your balls/lady parts. Even more weird: a video about a Genital Chair.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.

There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!

...Because they WILL put you on the Jumbotron, dummy.

Ever taken a 10-pound bowling ball to the groin? Well watch someone who did!

Who knows if these guys are good skateboarders – they use their ramps and quarter-pipes to make some of the sickest dunks in hoops history!

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.