We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Here's a mash-up of sorts of Fellini's 8 1/2 and Eminem's 8 Mile. These movies were made for eachother.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Skid Row's Sebastian Bach sings Gwen Stefani's Holla Back. It's surprisingly not awesome.

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

Nothing says "I'm a 32-year-old douchebag" like dressing yourself up as a Transformer.

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

Brokeback + Back To The Future = Crazy Gaylicious.

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

This year the Dick Clark Robot teamed up with Mountain Dew to wish you a very Happy "Dew" Year.

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

Watch a bunch of grown up idiots dance like those funny people in all those Bollywood movies.