If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

Who needs annoying locks? This dog with childproof your drawers against the cleverest of babies!

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

A classic video from the interweb. Baby + powder + fart = hilarity!

Watch as a classic pin-up painting is recreated with photography and Photoshop. Sexy, baby!

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

What's more Zen than a momma panda being surprised by the mighty sneeze of a teeny baby panda?

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Will Ferrell can't pay the landlady his rent, so she screams at him. Oh, did I mention she's a baby? Seriously you will crap yourself laughing at this. He can do no wrong.

Mocha is a baby hamster. He's so freakin' adorable that his owner has viddeos of him doing everything, like eating broccoli. Please enjoy.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.