Saying the first thing that comes to mind is always the right answer.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

Already widely considered the most authentic baseball game available, MLB® 08 The Show™ is set to provide fans with the most realistic baseball experience to date!

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

You should go out and vote today, as Ed Helms and McLovin show; it’s so simple even someone from Pleasantville could figure it out.

The writer's strike has turned Conan's show into a 70s style variety hour.

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.