Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Olivia Munn raw dogs about 75 percent of a mustard covered weiner. Attack of The "Hot".

Never attack the man with the microphone.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)

Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

Watch a bunch of humans reinact the Space Invader's video game. And then watch them be attacked by a bunch of school bullies wanting to give them wedgies. Dorks.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.