Doesn't go as planned.

Attacks stoner.

Attacks reporter.

Caught on tape.

I wish the video had sound, so I'd know what set her off.

Plastic fortress of cat solitude.

By a vicious army of puppies!!!

Wait for it, it's totally worth it.

I've never trusted tortoises. Or turtles, for that matter.

This would be the coolest thing to have witnessed. It also shows how most shark attacks occur in less then three feet of water.

I Wanna puppy, I wanna puppy, I wanna puppy!!!!

They're so cute when they're feisty.

Here's an Ostrich attacking a kid. We hope the thing just ate him.

Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

Lassie has bigger balls than this dog.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.