Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

It is good to see minor leaguers are learning how to kick some ass. Hopefully they get called up and teach Barry or A-Rod a lesson or two with their fists.

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.

At an awards show, Paulina Rubio decided to flash her thong-clad booty to the crowd, for some reason. Uhhhhh, make that for a VERY GOOD reason.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Max Tyrie made a Modest Mouse video with 4,133 Kinko's copies and stop-motion photography. The result kicks After-Effects ass.

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Nicolas Cage just might kick ass in the movie version of the comic book "Ghost Rider." I love flaming skeletons.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

This bad ass rides the pipes in his car. And the girlies love him for it.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.