In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.

Like a bad-ass in Vietnam.

Watch this guy go from bad-ass to instant coward.

Armed only with a purse, this pensioner kicks ass.

The bird version of a bad-ass.

Such a bad-ass, he only ejects after the cockpit is engulfed in flames.

Let's see Tony Hawk Ollie the golden gate bridge with this board.

This girl should have spend more time at the gym doing flips before maker an ass out of her self. I bet that hurt. You go girl!

A great video description on how to stick out your ass to make it look like JLo's. The Booty Bump!

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is still payback for Al Capone's vault.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.