Like a pro.

Just wants to eat his apple.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Finally, Martin Luther King's dream of having a furniture for both white and b lack people has become a reality.

The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Because you always wanted to see your apples kick mayo's smug ass.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

Conan O'Brien is a huge fan of Mac products, and recently promoted Apple's new iPhone on his show!

Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.